I learned that girls will stay with a boy even if he is a ‘unbearable wanker, most of time’ if there are some good ‘throwdowns’. I learnt what this meant.
I learned that nostalgia isn’t just for the dreaming spires. It’s possible to get (a bit) nostalgic for a 70s tower block.
I learned that going on dates is like going for a job interview. More or less.
I learned that the way to keep it smooth on the Fiesta Ghia X is just to speed through the far too short second gear and go more quickly than you normally would into third. And relax.
I learned that if I go shopping with Mum I will end up buying more baked beans than I’ve eated in the past year.
I learned that BAR 101 HAS SHUT DOWN HAS SHUT DOWN!!